Question by Miley Cyrus Protectors Pres Mike: Which of the following quotes do you find the funniest?
“I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and uh, the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here! in the US should help the US, er should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we would be able to build up our future for our children.”-Lauren Caitlin Upton AKA: Miss Teen South Carolina.
“Well it helps me when I’m riding a bike”-Woody Paige after Tony Reali said that alcohol doesn’t enhance performance.
“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”-Dan Quayle
“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.” – Madonna
“You guys line up alphabetically by height.” – Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” – Britney Spears
“Solutions are not the answer.” – Richard Nixon
“Hi I’m Dean White, Dick, of the college.” – Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
“We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.” – Arab News report
“Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”- Paris Hilton
“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’ – Jessica Simpson
“A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Dang it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!” – Jessica Simpson
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” – Britney Spears
“Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.” – Jessica Simpson after she was offered buffalo wings
“Is an egg a vegetable?” – Jodie Marsh
“This is a great day for France”- Richard Nixon on the death of Charles De Gaulle
“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix”- Dan Quayle
So which one of the quotes is the funniest?
Best answer:
Answer by nesey.
Paris Hilton…. wasn’t serious was she?
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!








